Breaking News: Roseanne Barr Teams Up with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson to Unveil New Non-Woke Film Studio
In a plot twist that could only come from Hollywood, Roseanne Barr, Mark Wahlberg, and Mel Gibson have teamed up to form the ultimate anti-woke squad in their new venture: a non-woke production studio. They’re diving headfirst into the cinematic fray to serve up films with a side of sass, minus the usual Hollywood seasoning.
Roseanne, never one to shy away from a little controversy, is at the helm, bringing her brand of no-holds-barred humor. Mark Wahlberg, the action hero we didn’t know we needed in a boardroom, and Mel Gibson, whose middle name might as well be ‘Hey, isn’t that guy?’ are rounding out this powerhouse trio. Together, they’re setting out to ruffle feathers and spice up the bland entertainment diet we’ve all been reluctantly swallowing.
Their mission? To save the world from too many superhero reboots and artsy fartsy dramas. Barr, Wahlberg, and Gibson are practically throwing on capes themselves to rescue audiences everywhere with what they promise will be bold, unfiltered storytelling. “We’re not just making movies,” Roseanne declared, “we’re making statements you can eat popcorn to!”
Mark Wahlberg chimed in, flexing his producer muscles, “We’re here to kick down the doors of the echo chambers and let loose a parade of stories that have been pacing the hallway.” Meanwhile, Mel Gibson, with his knack for stirring the pot, added, “We’re not just stepping out of the box; we’re building a whole new box—with fewer corners and more edge.”
As they break ground on this audacious project, Hollywood insiders are holding their breath, waiting to see if this trio will indeed usher in a cinematic revolution or just a really entertaining blooper reel. Either way, it’s sure to be a blockbuster experience.
