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Breaking: Chuck Norris Resigns as Honorary Scout Master Over “Woke Agenda”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the scouting community and popular culture, Chuck Norris, the legendary martial…
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Michael Richards and Roseanne Barr Team Up for a Sitcom Centered on Traditional Values
In a surprising turn of events, iconic comedians Roseanne Barr and Michael Richards have teamed up to develop a new…
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Kevin Sorbo Joins Clint Eastwood’s New Classic Film Studio
In a move that has shaken the entertainment industry, veteran actor Kevin Sorbo has officially left Hollywood to join Clint…
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Beyoncé Abandons Country Genre After Lackluster Response to ‘Cowboy Carter’ Album, States “Nobody Listens to Me Anymore”
In a surprising development, Beyoncé has decided to step away from the country music scene after the tepid reception of…
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Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Explores Partnership with Mel Gibson’s Traditional Production Studio
In a surprising development, Hollywood icon Robert Downey Jr. has shown significant interest in joining forces with Mel Gibson’s new…
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Robert Downey Jr. Partners with Mel Gibson to Open a Traditional Film Studio, Deemed a Groundbreaking Shift for Hollywood
Metallica’s performance of “Seek And Destroy” from their “Quebec Magnetic” release in 2009 is a powerful showcase of their enduring…
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Breaking: CBS Offers Tim Allen and Richard Karn $1 Billion for a Non-Woke Sitcom, “Bound to Make Waves”
Breaking: CBS Offers Tim Allen and Richard Karn $1 Billion for a Non-Woke Sitcom, "Bound to Make Waves"
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James Woods departs from Hollywood to team up with Mel Gibson’s latest venture: a non-woke film studio
James Woods departs from Hollywood to team up with Mel Gibson's latest venture: a non-woke film studio
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Everyone’s favourite game: ‘Spot the snake’ is back!
The banded copperhead’s coloration acts like a natural ghillie suit, allowing it to blend seamlessly into the woodland’s leaf-strewn floor.…
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Bernard Hill: The Lord of the Rings and Titanic actor dies aged 79
Bernard Hill, a luminary of stage and screen, passed away on May 5, 2024, at the age of 79. His…
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Breaking News: Beyoncé’s Latest Country Album Excluded from Grammy’s Album of the Year Nomination
In a surprising turn of events in the music scene, Beyoncé’s latest album, “Cowboy Carter,” has been excluded from the…
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Bank Robber Calls Ahead to Demand Cash Be Ready, Arrested While Waiting in Drive-Thru Line
In what could easily be mistaken for a comedy sketch, a bank robbery attempt turned farcical in Kruje, Albania, as…
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Bank Robbery Thwarted by Customer Who Mistook Gun for Banana
THESSALONIKI, GREECE – In an unbelievable turn of events, a bank robbery was foiled yesterday after a customer mistook the…
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ABC Fires Whoopi Goldberg And Joy Behar
ABC Fires Whoopi Goldberg And Joy Behar
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Middle-Earth Breaking News: Gandalf Opens Wizardry School, Promises “Magic for All”
In an unprecedented move that has shaken the very foundations of Middle-Earth, Gandalf the White has announced the opening of…
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Tourist expresses regret for damaging Colosseum, admitting ‘he had no idea it was so ancient’
A man caught on video last month as he used his keys to carve a message of love to his…
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Candace Owens teams up with Roseanne Barr on CBS’s latest show, “Together We’re Unstoppable.”
In a groundbreaking development, it’s confirmed that Candace Owens, the outspoken conservative commentator, will join forces with Roseanne Barr on…
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Middle-earth Weather Channel Confirms: Mordor Sees Unexpected Snowfall, Sauron Calls It “A Minor Setback
In a surprising twist of climatic events, the usually scorching realm of Mordor experienced its first-ever snowfall this week, covering…
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Beyoncé Announces Departure from the U.S.: “My New Country Album Goes Unheard”
In a surprising development, global superstar Beyoncé has revealed plans to leave the United States, expressing disappointment over the reception…
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Galadriel Goes Green: Lothlórien Launches Leafy Initiative to Keep Middle-earth Evergreen
**Middle-Earth Evening News** **Galadriel Goes Green: Lothlórien Launches Leafy Initiative to Keep Middle-earth Evergreen** In an eco-conscious effort that has…
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