Samwise Gamgee Announces “Project Gaffer”: A Green Initiative to Beautify Mordor

**Middle-earth News Network (MENN)**

**April 29, 2024**Samwise Gamgee, former Mayor of Michel Delving and renowned hero of the War of the Ring, has just launched an ambitious environmental recovery project dubbed “Project Gaffer.” The initiative aims to transform the barren wastelands of Mordor into thriving gardens and lush landscapes.

The project, inspired by Sam’s legendary gardening skills and his deep love for the Shire’s greenery, has already seen the planting of thousands of trees, shrubs, and flowers imported from all over Middle-earth. “If trees could flourish at Isengard, why not here?” Sam remarked during the unveiling ceremony at the foot of Mount Doom.

**Gollum Memorial Statue Unveiled**
In a surprising move, Sam also revealed a statue of Gollum near the new gardens, recognizing the creature’s unintentional role in destroying the One Ring. “It’s a bit of a mixed bag, but let’s just say he had a part to play,” Sam explained to a mixed crowd of elves, dwarves, and men.

**Orc Re-education Program Launches**
As part of the greening initiative, Sam has introduced a rehabilitation program for orcs left leaderless after Sauron’s fall. The program focuses on vocational training in horticulture and landscape design, aiming to integrate orcs into Middle-earth’s society productively.

The response has been overwhelmingly positive, with many citing the project as a beacon of hope and renewal. “What Samwise is doing here, it’s not just planting seeds in the ground, it’s planting seeds of peace and reconciliation,” said one elven attendee.

Stay tuned to MENN for more updates on Project Gaffer and other happenings from across Middle-earth!